Where do I get a career being paid to waste government money on pointless studies ?

Q. It appears to be a booming field.

Today they released a study that said, "People with higher incomes cause more damage per person".

Uh Huh. People with larger homes, bigger more expensive vehicles, who likely commute further and who travel more (especially by Jet), have more of an impact on the environment.

A. You have to come up with an idea for research such as do frogs sleep more during rainy day's than sunny days and then look up foundations for animal research or preservation and see if this info is available. If not you compose a letter to the foundation and or your congressman and ask for funding of this research. It will help if you start your own organization such as Frog's And Reptiles Theocracy Society (The Farts). Start a web page with this organization. Get business cards with you listed as president of society (The Head Fart) . Send a request for federal and or state funding on a letterhead with FARTS at the top and ask for the long overdue funding to do the research for this much needed study that will no doubt effect other sleep related studies and also further the advancement of our understanding of our amphibious animal population. If you get the money wait a few years and request more money because your research is taking more time and allocations than originally planned. No one will ever know you did not do the study and in a few more years make up some silly statistics and no one will know if they are true or not.